My therapist just told me a joke.

diamondsonparade:

freshest-tittymilk:

theswearingmime:

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

FUCK

Love it

nowww i got it

(via twerks4loanpayments)

torisoulphoenix:

beyoncefashionstyle:

Beyoncé and Jay Z performing at Global Citizen Festival (09/27)

Awwwwwww!!!!!!! 

torisoulphoenix:

beyoncefashionstyle:

Beyoncé and Jay Z performing at Global Citizen Festival (09/27)

Awwwwwww!!!!!!! 

(via miaadamswhat)

hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

(via allerasphinx)

Just discovered the show. It’s entertaining!

(via mysilverylining)

goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

(via miltonsong)

jacaricircle:

ianthe:

im flatlining

bye

Hilarity

(via hold-fast-abigail-mills)

Pop culture lover. Shade enthusiast.

view archive



Ask me anything